Massage chair

So right now i'm sat in one of those massage chairs after indulging myself for the second time as my body flumps and wobbles in front of the starring public passing by.

I'm in the Finchley Road O2 building waiting for NSG to finish an important meeting.

These chairs are so good but why did they have to put them so open in public. Especially since this one i'm sat in is right under a CCTV camera, I swear i'm being watched.



Whats worse about these things is the last thirty seconds when they accelerate to an orgasmic finalay.
I can't help but imagine what those people are thinking as they see my body spasm into some possessed demonic climax.

I wanna take one home with me, can you imagine if people had these in the car? You'd get pulled over for suspected dogging !

"I swear officer, its a massage chair". Even an excuse like that would still get you arrested.